He fell through a portal.
Kept the jacket.
Gucci Squanchy was once the loudest stray on a quiet moon. One accidental portal jump later, he landed in a penthouse closet, discovered luxury streetwear, and decided subtlety was a conspiracy.
Now he drifts between dimensions, collecting impossible sneakers, interrupting serious meetings, and leaving every room 37% more orange.
G. Squanchy probably
ZERO PLAN. MAXIMUM ENTRANCE.